Road Comedy Recap: House of the Mohegan Sun
Last Thursday I performed for the first time in 11 years at Comix Roadhouse, the comedy club located at Mohegan Sun Casino in Uncasville, CT. Here is the blog I wrote after my performance in 2013 Despite my optimism I was never booked again at the club until last week. It was a live Making Podcasts Great Again episode and, as always, I delivered a masterpiece. But like so much of my comedy career, the show was only a part of the story. So here we go!
For the trip I had to pack my suit, props and overnight stuff, which was more cumbersome than the usual overnight comedy gig. So with a small bag and a garment bag I lumbered to the 4:43pm NJ transit after a full day of remote legal work and then made the 5:49 train to Valhalla, NY, with only a few minutes to spare, to meet my show co-host, Jay. He picked me up at the train and we made the 2 hour and change ride to Mohegan Sun.
When we got to the casino at 8:50pm I checked in to the hotel with my hips killing me (like most big dogs I am having hip pain as I deteriorate rapidly) and made an incredibly long walk to the Earth tower. I guess it’s called Earth, because it… kept me grounded:
I got to my room, which was nice and proceeded to change into my Navy suit. In addition to being in terrible shape (which as an unintentional method actor, makes for perfect role play as Trump), I also am conscious to commit multiple fashion faux pas as Trump (my Black shoes and belt with my blue suit). As I stared at myself in my numerous hotel room mirrors I had an ever more commonly occurring thought, “what the fu*k am I doing?”
Once I arrived at the club I ordered a chicken fingers and Pepsi backstage because I am a 6’7″ 300 lb child. I put my wig on, ran through some segments with Jay and then went out on stage after our comedian opener was done.
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As I discovered in Vegas in March, I am even better doing the Trump show live than I am on the podcast. You will be able to listen to the episode this week and watch it (if you are a Patreon member of the show). We had some fans at the show and many casino attendees just looking for something to do. After the show a woman who was in Trump attire and a huge MAGA fan told me she loved the show (my politics are clear, but some MAGA folk still find the show funny). I then shared a drink and cheesecake with a fan named Bruce (I had a slice of cheesecake and he had a beer) after the show. My fans know that the sad state of my career has a distinct benefit – more attention to individual fans!
I bid Bruce adieu and then went to sleep in the Earth tower at around 1 am. And then at 3 am my TV turned on by itself to the welcome screen. It was so disorienting that I assumed that it was daybreak. But after my old man piss I stumbled back to the bed and looked at the clock and realized I just had horrible luck. Despite the comfort and pitch blackness of the room, the TV must have decided that my diet and stress were not enough to guarantee a heart attack – I need horrible sleep every night as well!
I woke up at 730 the next morning, checked out and had some Starbucks burnt-ass coffee before ordering my Lyft to the New London, CT Amtrak station. We had a pleasant ride for the most part and I learned that 24 hours earlier, my Lyft driver had found out that he had a son he had never known about. Through 23 & me he found out he had a son with a one night stand in California when they were both 16. His son is now in his 30s, was a military veteran, cop and retired MMA fighter, at which point I said, make sure he knows that you had no idea he existed! And also please make sure he doesn’t know I exist because that is an aggressive pro-Trump triple crown.
Eventually I got home at 140pm that day and was greeted by Cookie with the usual smattering of whimpers and tail wags. Unlike 2013, however, despite an even better performance this time, I am guessing this is my Last of the Mohegan. Head to the calendar to get tickets to our NJ and NYC shows this Fall.