For anyone who reads my blog because they enjoy my movie reviews here’s my top ten from this Summer. Sorry fans of Bridesmaids – I gave it a decent review, but I liked these 10 movies better. So get out to a theater or re-order your Netflix queue for these:
- Rise of the Planet of The Apes – Tea Party’s idea of Evolution, which I assume is why they oppose it
- Crazy Stupid Love – Best romantic comedy since 500 Days of Summer
- X Men: First Class – washed away the stain from X Men 3 and X Men Origins-Wolverine
- Warrior – a thoughtful, emotional movie about MMA, which is presumably why MMA fans did not see it
- The Help – lesson I took away: White women are horrible racists, except for the white woman with big breasts
- The Trip – I may be biased because I am a comedian, but I loved this road tripping movie about two comics
- Captain America – Benefited greatly from not being Thor (which was not terrible) or having Ryan Reynolds in it
- Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 2 – bye bye Potter.
- The Debt (3rd two-word “The” movie on the list) – brought a little high class to the Summer season
- Midnight in Paris – I prefer Woody Allen being cynical and depressing, but this fairly positive movie was pleasant
The biggest loser of the Summer – Ryan Reynolds. Had the worst movie of the Summer, Green Lantern, and received such bad reviews for The Change Up that he actually broke my streak of seeing movies with Jason Bateman.
As much of a movie addict as I am this weekend presented a rarity, especially for the Summer – there is nothing I want to see in theaters. I saw two movies last weekend (Rise of the Planet of the Apes and Crazy Stupid Love – both fantastic so if you have not seen them you have your assignment) and it has left me with nothing this week. Here are a couple of the options that I am rejecting:
The Change Up – between horrible reviews, horrible box office results, Jason Bateman’s tongue-in-cheek endorsement of the movie last week on The Daily Show and the fact that Ryan Reynolds is movie poison I cannot subject myself to it.
30 Minutes Or Less – I will not see this movie for one major reason: I am tired of Danny McBride diluting the Kenny Powers brand. For those of you that don’t know one of my favorite shows on television is Eastbound and Down, which is Danny McBride’s comedic vehicle about a racist, arrogant down-on-his luck baseball pitcher. He is great on it and the show is great (season 2 was an A-, but season 1 was an A+). However, Danny McBride is starring and co-starring in a lot of mediocre movies as basically a derivation of Kenny Powers, which is annoying because as new people gravitate to the show they may be inclined to say “Oh, he is just doing his shtick from (insert title of 8 different movies).” So I cannot support Mr. McBride’s movie career as long as it can potentially harm the Kenny Powers brand.
The Help – Never had an interest in this one (part 80 in Hollywood’s series of one singular, great white person helping black people do good things) even though the reviews seem to have been pretty good. If you want my fuller take on this please check out my video below from a little while back – a trailer for The Blind Side 2:
So I will save my money and my time this weekend.