This weekend will most likely spawn a major post on Monday, so here is a teaser for what is to come.
I am meeting Pat Breslin and Jim Dodge (together the three of us created the now defunct Internal Laughter, the LFO of comedy show trios) at the Wachovia Center (so I am guessing I will not suffer any ATM fees) to watch the Utah Jazz play the Philadelphia 76ers.
I will be sporting a Utah Jazz jersey (I wore Millsap to the Knicks-Jazz game earlier this week, which leaves me with either Kirilenko or Williams, both likely to elicit less than friendly responses. However, since I am with two 76ers fans, as well as the fact that it is not an Eagles game, and the fact that I am 6’7″ should all be enough to offset the usual barrage of incestuous and sexual orientation related epithets that usually flow at professional sporting events. However, my planned outfit may still be too provocative:
The game is but a prelude, however to Saturday’s main event.
Off to Atlantic City for Pat’s bachelor party. What do you get when you combine one giant comic from NYC, 15 dudes and brahs from South Jersey in Atlantic City? I am not sure, but I think of what comedian Robert Kelly said about Vegas on his CD Just The Tip: “Atlantic City is like Vegas With AIDS.” Well you better call me sub-Sahara Africa because I will be betting on black all night.
Church-Shower-Repeat until I feel better.
Non-incriminating recap to come on Monday.