Doing The Same Thing And Expecting A Different Result: March Comedy Madness – Part I
It is hard to believe it has been one year since I lost to Myq Kaplan at Caroline’s in the Final Four of March Comedy Madness 2009. The road to the championship each year for its first three years has gone through me. Year one, I lost to Julian McCullough in the Sweet 16, who went on to win the title. One month later my brother named his second son Julian. Coincidence?
The next year I lost to Liz Miele, who is the girlfriend of Reese Waters, in the Elite 8. Liz did not win the whole thing, but Reese did, so close enough.
And last year I lost to Myq Kaplan, who won the whole thing, in the Final Four, and has since gone on to be on The Tonight Show. So basically my comedy career has turned into the equivalent of Jennifer Aniston’s vagina: once you have been through me, greater success for you or those close to you is all but assured.
Last night I felt so tired on my way to Comix. I had already resigned myself to not winning, but seeing someone beat me and attain new success. I was also exhausted from a day of watching Six Feet Under (great show). But when I got to Comix (the sight of March Comedy Madness this year) I felt the competitive juices and hope stirring again. The crowd was buzzing and looking good, (the only comedy club in the meatpacking district, Comix audience members tend to be a hybrid of comedy club goers and women you’d fu-k if your father ran a hedge fund. At least that is what I usually see when I am slaving around in Ochi’s – Comix’s alternative venue in the basement, where I rant and rave, while feeling like my comedy career is Sloth from The Goonies).
Well when I got on stage my jokes all hit exactly as expected (but I had to go first, which meant when the audience votes, my competitor gets last licks, so they can measure how I do and try to do better). My competitor got a nice reaction from the crowd, but when the voting occurred, something unexpected happened: a tie. Then after another round of applause voting, another tie.
Now in every college basketball run to the title, there is always a clutch play that allows the eventual champion to continue playing. Tyus Edney is still the one that comes to mind in 1995 for UCLA. Well, due to the tie, we had to do a 30 second joke-off. And like Mariano Rivera out of the bullpen for the Yankees, I dropped my Obama impression for 30 seconds, which saved the day.
So now, after a year of recovery from the bitterness and rage that always consumes me after I lose or miss out on anything (I put a friend on two weeks video game suspension when he beat my In NBA Live and did not offer an immediate rematch) I am back and ready to make someone the next champion of March Comedy Madness. Next Wednesday at 930 pm at Comix I square off against Alex Grubard. Could he be headed for The Tonight Show, Comedy Central or a intimate relationship with the next winner? You have to be there to see it.