Jack Frost is a Di-k

Well, after months of wrangling me and my three comedy friends are prepared to start our new twice-a-month show, “Comedy Without Reservations.” We’ve got the equipment (stage will arrive for our second show), the comedians and the venue. Everything seems perfect. Too perfect.

Apparently we are going to get hit with lots of snow, rain, urine and anything else liquid any minute now in New York City. The warmest winter since the Big Bang and we have to launch our show when God’s dandruff starts up (that’s what I thought snow could be when I was young, i.e. three weeks ago).

Show kicks off at 8 pm and should be over at 8:20 since we will probably not have to pause for applause breaks (applause breaks only occur when you have fans that are applauding). Expect a full report tomorrow (but no pictures since we all left our cameras at our respective homes).

Potential new names for our show:

Comedy Without Audience

Snowball’s Chance in Hell

Global Warming My Ass Comedy