The 10 Things I want to see in 2008

I do not make resolutions because I think they are useless. But here’s my wish list for 2008.

– Utah Jazz to win the NBA Title. This is the 20th Anniversary of my life as a Jazz fan. If the playoffs were to start today they would not even be in. Very unlikely.

– A Democrat is elected to the White House. Preferably the son of a mill worker, a half-black man or a Jewish mayor posing as a Republican would be nice.

– The Wire wins best drama at the Emmys. The final season of the greatest show ever made needs it due.

– Myself on television at least two more times, not counting Cops, 48 Hours or Dateline To Catch A Predator.

– Chris Rock in concert

– Jaime Lynn Spears has triplets

– A positive savings balance

– More Dane Cook movies

– Something that pays well and feels good.

– More people to ask me how tall I am.

Have a Happy New Year.